Today's blog will be devoted to my new friendship with The Real World cast members. Here they are:
Janelle (from California, fake boobs):
Get over yourself. You're not THAT pretty and if I close my eyes long enough, I can imagine you with a personality...
John (tall/semi-hot oaf):
Duuuuuuude! Watch me do this beer bong! Good thing he's pretty. Closet gay.
Jose (latino from FL):
Sincere, nice - will assume the ingenue role this season. Straight, but not narrow.
Paula (skinny blonde from CT):
Girl - have a sandwich. And a prozac. Like...yesterday.
Svetlana (the Russian):
Poor thing - man, if I looked like you, I'd never leave the house.....it's a shame you're so shy. She'll be the Real World mattress.
Tyler (the dahhhnscer):
Catty and gay - the token one on the show...we all need one.
Zach (poofy hair):
What are ya gonna do today, Napoleon?
I am LOVING THE DRAMA with Paula! That girl could have her own news stand, she's got so many issues! God love her, it's RUTHIE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
Bring on the scandal!!!!
Seeing all the footage in Key West brings me back to the beach...oh, how I miss the water! Sure, beautiful Monterey has water, but it's FREEZING most of the time. Okay, it's not Chicago freezing, but it's cold for this Florida girl.
I'll wrap this up, because I'm going to be late for Pilates class. Here's REALLY what I love....
Toma's Favorite Song Today: "Radio Star" by Edwin McCain